Hearty

Just looking for a boy

Who’s cute and funny and sweet

Charming, kind, and sensitive

Mature and mostly neat

Just looking for a boy!

Any kind of boy!

…But he has to make a living

For my masseuse and nails, too

For my cell phone and my clothing

And the cleaning lady, true?

Just looking for a boy!

Any kind of boy!

But he’s got to be ambitious,

    Adventurous and exciting

And when under tension

Never nailbiting!

Just looking for a boy!

Any kind of boy!

Helpful and devoted

With trust  in God

Just looking for a boy!

Any kind of boy!

He has to have a love for life

And double that for me

Buy me roses every week

Take me skiing when he’s free

Just looking for a boy!

Any kind of boy! 

Has to be intelligent

Witty and delightful

Full of warmth and smiles

Never ever fightful

Just looking for a boy!

Any kind of boy!

Who will wake up for the baby

In the middle of the night

Who will help me clean up dinner

And fill my day with light

Just looking for a boy!

Any kind of boy!

What’s that you said?

You don’t have a boy for me to wed?

What’s wrong?

My list has got too long?

I’m only asking for the basics!

I’m not even halfway through!

I didn’t get to handsome

Loyal, honest, true!

Friendly, worldly, street-smart

Laid-back and easygoing

Caring and considerate

Goodness simply flowing.

How can you claim he hasn’t been created

Before you begin to even try?

Am I asking for anything too      incredible?

Just a regular type of guy!!!